Ed Hardy Will Doom Us

If you wear Ed Hardy clothing, you would look a lot better if you just walked around naked.



I never knew that so many celebrities lacked any basic knowledge of fashion. Seriously Chris Rock, just put on some muddy overalls and dung-stained work boots and hold the shovel used to scrape cow poop off the barn floor and you'll reek of way less shit.

I bet these kids push the nerds off the monkey bars at recess:


Puffy: "Ed, you a force of nature, baby." Diddy doesn't even know the designer guy's real name! What a fan. I bet they're real tight. But a force of nature! I mean, he is up there with tornadoes and 2012 in terms of how much they will all doom us.
Nature's force!: