Monday, May 4, 2009

Aliens Abducting Nessie and Dropping Her in Other Places Will Doom Us

Apparently there have been sightings around the English Channel of some kind of creature that may or not look like the Loch Ness Monster. Now, I look up to Fox Mulder like I would a god, and he has taught me to want to believe. And goddammit, I WANT TO BELIEVE. So badly. But then I watched the video that was posted last week:

I want to, but I just can't believe. Not this time.

One theory, from All News Web, proposes that, since there were some UFO sightings around the English Channel five years ago, then MAYBE those aliens captured Nessie from her original stomping grounds and dropped her off in some different waters a little bit south. And for what reason? You know, just to fuck with the humans.

Here's some journalism:

That looks terribly fake. Next time you try to make a viral Nessie scare, hire better actors for the false news reports.

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