Snickers Will Doom Us

Look what the consumption of Snickers has done to this poor old man.

Snickers should just use this as a commercial, so they can promote both their wonderfully sweet candy bars and a healthier lifestyle by showing what eating a Snickers a day can do to you. This guy, Ted Pillman, is pretty new to the web, but already has scores of video evidence of his Snickers addiction. Now, even though he's never shown eating another Snickers, I must assume that it's the reason for his current awesomeness/creepiness.

Watch everything there is of him. Let's do what we can as Americans to make sure he's the next President of the U.S.A., or at least the next Mayor of Harrisburg.