Fats on a Plane Will Doom Us

There are advocates for the obese?! What's the world coming to?

Damn, this bitch in the pink thing is annoying. If you take two seats, you pay for both of them, it's as simple as that. Americans on average have gotten fatter over the years. Airlines shouldn't have to waste money to build wider planes or install giant seats. Get over yourself, pinkie, and either squeeze into one seat or fork over some extra cash.

I think it's a good indicator that if you can't fit into a seat on an airplane, then you're TOO fat, and you should stop pretending to be "proud of my fatness," and focus the energy it takes to form those words on exercising or trying to make yourself healthy so you can live to a decent age. Unless you're going for gradual-suicide-by-fat-buildup. Then, hey, have at it, but pay up.

This guy knows.