Thursday, April 16, 2009
The Tree Apocalypse Will Doom Us
Is this the beginning of the end? Are the trees finally realizing they have to attack us from the inside and not brainwash us into jumping in lion cages?
They're tree terrorists! Get with it!
Obviously Shyamalan is some form of a 'tard; the way trees are actually going to take over the world is by first planting tiny seeds into our organs and then transforming into this:
People like to have sympathy for Tree Man, but I know better. He's the first of his kind, the unwilling leader of an army of Tree People that will take over the world. The next stage in his transformation is this:
I'll be cowering in a corner with a chainsaw on each appendage. Join me if you want to live.
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