I know everyone is still crying their eyes out about MJ dying-and I know he was like the greatest basketball player ever and stuff, but it's been two days-but, BILLY MAYS JUST DIED.
This bums me out. Who will sell us things? But in all seriousness, I'm sure all of America will be mourning this unsolved death. And who is next? Mays is the fourth celebrity to go in a week, and clearly the most important one. Tomorrow, I better be seeing Al Roker on TV or I'm going to go into emotional hiding. Let's all remember this wonderful man.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Snickers Will Doom Us
Look what the consumption of Snickers has done to this poor old man.
Snickers should just use this as a commercial, so they can promote both their wonderfully sweet candy bars and a healthier lifestyle by showing what eating a Snickers a day can do to you. This guy, Ted Pillman, is pretty new to the web, but already has scores of video evidence of his Snickers addiction. Now, even though he's never shown eating another Snickers, I must assume that it's the reason for his current awesomeness/creepiness.
Watch everything there is of him. Let's do what we can as Americans to make sure he's the next President of the U.S.A., or at least the next Mayor of Harrisburg.
Snickers should just use this as a commercial, so they can promote both their wonderfully sweet candy bars and a healthier lifestyle by showing what eating a Snickers a day can do to you. This guy, Ted Pillman, is pretty new to the web, but already has scores of video evidence of his Snickers addiction. Now, even though he's never shown eating another Snickers, I must assume that it's the reason for his current awesomeness/creepiness.
Watch everything there is of him. Let's do what we can as Americans to make sure he's the next President of the U.S.A., or at least the next Mayor of Harrisburg.
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